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hey im sorry i sent you a Just-Cartoon-Dicks.com pic of peter griffin getting his doughy ass thoroughly reamed out in the shower, i meant to send you the fortnite/burger king foot lettuce/loss meme pic i made for you to commemorate you getting a job stacking the soaps at Lush. i love you. i love you. i have a crush on you. please marry me. we need to get married right fucking now.
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This seasonal depression be hittin DIFFERENT this year
*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*
my son: ay carumba!
me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]
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Im gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self
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